BEAM THEM UP!

Call my laser sword purple again! I dare you! I double dare you, misguided miscreant! Say that my laser sword is purple again, and Ill slice you in half!

The Laser Sword Blade is not as clumsy or random as a Long Chainsword. It is a graceful blade for a more cultured era. Available in five colours, the blade is made of ethylene-vinyl acetate (EVA) foam surrounding a glass fibre core and designed with threaded joints, allowing for the attachment of a Heroic Laser Sword Handle or Villainous Laser Sword Handle.